"THE F*@% I AM!?"

Situation: Riding in the car with Person A (the driver) and Person B (the front passenger). Person A is antagonizing Person B about him turning the sound off on his phone and him texting...

...I know...

Person A: We all know that you turned your phone on silent so that we couldn't hear that you were texting.
Person B: THE F*@% I AM!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH! I love my emotionally disturbed friends.