Faulty Horoscopes

Whether they are true or not, I always want to believe that my horoscopes will 'scope out' my forecast for the day.

I was a trusty believer and soul confider in my horoscope, because believe it or not it actually has had some interesting predictions that have rang true in the past.

Well as of today I don't believe I can trust my friendly stars any longer. Here is what my horoscope said today in the WVU daily newspaper:


Take your car in for a checkup in the near future. Also, become a more cautious driver. Are you considering a home office or remodeling a room or two? Aquarius adores the different. Tonight: Return a long-distance call.


The only correlation I can find with the car thing is on Friday night when I almost drove downtown to pick up my drunken friend, Josh. BUT, I didn't do it, so what are the stars thinking?

Furthremore, I was thinking this weekend about how I wish I had a house instead of a 2 bedroom apartment. Is this the stars' way of mocking me? "Are you considering a home office or remodeling a room or two?" To hell with that. No wonder stars are so on fire.

I will however, return that long-distance call. Talk to you tonight then Colonel! :-)

I Saw Bumble Bees Humping in Midair Today!

Today I was sitting on a bench waiting hours upon hours because my 9:00 class was cancelled which meant I had 3 and heif hours until my Shakespeare class. As I was sitting there listening to music on my iPod, a huge bullet-looking object flew past my face. (I figured it was a drive-by because I can't go anywhere without being noticed. *sigh* I'm such a divo.)

So, I freaked out and looked for where it went, and it turned out to be two bumble bees humping in midair. Now listen, I don't like bumble bees in the morning, evening, on a bagel at supper time, and especially not in my tuna. I will admit that the sight of two bumble bees humping around on a crisp Monday morning made me say, "Go ahead bees, do it."

At least bumble bees are getting some.

I got up and left the bench because who knows what two horny bumble bees are thinking when they see a human around. I just always assume bees are out to sting as many people as possible. I decided to leave the situation and eliminate my chances of being stung twice.

Then I turned on "My Humps" by the Black-Eyed Peas in honor of those sex-crazed little bumble bee bitches.

Swing and Miss

So, I have been really bad at updating my blog, and for that I apologize. It's been a roller coaster of a couple of weeks, but now that I seem to be back to some sort of routine, you can expect regular updating again.

For the past 2 weeks, Matt (my room mate) and I have been playing a lot of racquetball. It had been my first time playing and I have slowly progressed in to a champion (of course!) and I love it.

Well, not really, but I am giving him a run for his money. I was up 14-10 against him the other day and couldn't pull off a win. I was sad about that, but it gave me even more determination to win next time...whenever that may be.

I guess since I can't play tennis in the winter, I might as well take advantage of some other sport that requires a racquet.

West Virginia University has been awesome so far. Subtract a few little mishaps with the roomy, and it's been a great time. However, I can make a safe bet that once the weather changes and it's cold, I won't like it here anymore. That's how it always is with me. I am very seasonal.

For those of you on campus: have you ever been walking around campus and old men give you little green Bibles? They are EVERYWHERE today. I took the first one, and then started telling the other men that were handing them out that I already had one. However, I feel really sorry for the men that don't get their Bibles handed out. I feel like if I don't take it from them, and they go back to their master (or ringleader, or sensei, or priest, or pastor, or bishop, or pawn, or whatever...) and find out that they didn't hand out enough Bibles, they will get whipped or slaughtered or something. I really do think these things. So, in an effort to save them from this cruelty I am now starting to take every green Bible I get. They are too nice of men to deserve a whipping. In fact, now I try to find them and take their Bibles. I say, "Excuse me can I have another one or nine Bibles for my friends?" That's not true. But, I thought about it.

That's the excitement for the day.

P.S. Why don't I have a job yet?

Oh, Canada!

The sharpness of this picture is about as sharp as how close I was to Canada this weekend.